TRY THE DA   (by Jeffrey Rosenthal)

    (to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People)

When your data, is of very big size
With a function, that you must optimise
You're so weary, you keep rubbing your eyes
And you need another option

Trying, out a new Markov chain
The rejections, keep on causing you pain
And you're desperate, for efficiency gain
'Cause your program takes forever

Then the solution is: TRY THE DA
You really really should: TRY THE DA
It computes things so fast
That you'll have a blast
You'd better start today

TRY THE DA
Life is good when you: TRY THE DA
It'll speed you along
You will never be wrong
Your problems will melt away

Students, if your thesis is due
And you can't wait, 'til your program is through
And the pressure's, really getting to you
So you need some faster hardware

Students, take a lesson from me
Use the system, that is rejection-free
You'll be smiling, at the speed-ups you'll see
And then soon you'll be a doctor

That's why I'm telling you: TRY THE DA
To help you graduate: TRY THE DA
It computes things so fast
That you'll have a blast
You'd better start today

TRY THE DA
You really really should: TRY THE DA
It'll speed you along
You will never be wrong
Your problems will melt away

QUBO, is a very big deal
But with large N, the computation gets real
Such frustration, oh I know how you feel
But there's help around the corner

Sampling?  If you're stuck what to do
Then switch over, to the D-A-U-2
And then you'll find, that your samples are true
And the output keeps on coming

You'll succeed when you: TRY THE DA
You really really should: TRY THE DA
It computes things so fast
That you'll have a blast
You'd better start today

TRY THE DA
Life is good when you: TRY THE DA
It'll speed you along
You will never be wrong
Your problems will melt away

TRY THE DA!