January 16, 2015:
Marvellous Edibles Office.
124 Laird Drive (several blocks S of Eglinton: take 56 bus E from Eglinton Station [this bus eventually travels S on Laird]; or take 56 bus N from Donlands Station [this bus eventually travels N on Laird]).
January 23, 2015:
Mary Brown's Chicken [Ed. Note: Sit down, Mary Brown.].
3199 Dufferin St. (at Samor, a few blocks N of Lawrence: take 29 bus from Wilson Station, which bus travels W on Wilson and then S on Dufferin; or, for a very long bus ride, take 29 bus N from Dufferin Station).
January 30, 2015:
Mashu Mashu Mediterranean Grill [Ed. Note: Mashu Mashu man! I want to be a Mashu man!].
387 Spadina Rd. (just S of Lonsdale, 4-5 blocks N of St. Clair [i.e., not Spadina Ave. in Chinatown]: for the least walking, take 33 bus from St. Clair West Station [this bus eventually travels N on Spadina] - however, note that this bus is infrequent, running only once every half-hour; or take 512 streetcar E from St. Clair West Station or W from St. Clair Station to Spadina, then walk 4-5 blocks N).
February 6, 2015:
Masquerade Cafe & Bar [Ed. Note: Masquerade! Paper faces on parade. Masquerade! Hide your face, so the world will never find you!].
181 Bay St. (at Wellington, in Brookfield Place - but note that, despite the official address on Bay Street, the [defunct] restaurant itself is actually on Yonge, just S of Wellington, S of the Marche and right next door [on the north side] to the Hockey Hall of Fame: from King Station, walk S past Wellington).
February 13, 2015:
141 Spadina Ave. (at Richmond, just S of Queen: take 510 streetcar S from Spadina Station; or take 501 streetcar W from Osgoode Station or Queen Station to Spadina, then walk S).
February 20, 2015:
890 Wilson Ave. (at Garratt Blvd. [which is called Northgate Dr. on the S side of Wilson], a few long blocks W of Dufferin: take 96 or 165 bus W from Wilson Station or York Mills Station) .
February 27, 2015:
69 Elm St. (1 block W of Bay: from Dundas Station, walk 2 blocks N to Elm, then walk W).
March 6, 2015:
Matsuda Japanese Cuisine.
1300 Don Mills Rd. (at Bond, halfway between York Mills and Lawrence: take 25 bus S from Don Mills Station to Don Mills and Bond; or, for a longer bus ride, take 25 bus N from Pape Station to Don Mills and Chipping, then walk N).
March 13, 2015:
5527 Yonge St. (1 block S of Finch Station).
March 20, 2015:
Max Cafe Bar & Grill [Ed. Note: ``When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr. Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore, so he just sits in the corner and reads.''].
1515 Birchmount Rd. (at Vauxhall, a few blocks S of Ellesmere: take 17 bus from Warden Station - this bus travels N on Birchmount).
March 27, 2015:
918-M Wilson Ave. (just W of Garratt Blvd. [which is called Northgate Dr. on the S side of Wilson], a few long blocks W of Dufferin: take 96 or 165 bus W from Wilson Station or York Mills Station).
HERE BEGIN THREE WEEKS IN MAY (IN APRIL)!
April 3, 2015:
Mayday Malones Pub Rest [Ed. Note: And over there on the trombone... Mr. Tom ``Bones'' Malone!].
1078 Bathurst St. (just S of Dupont: take 7 bus N from Bathurst Station to Dupont; or walk about 7 blocks W from Dupont Station to Bathurst, then walk S).
April 10, 2015:
1562 Weston Rd. (at Clouston, a few blocks NW of Jane: take 89 bus N from Keele Station to Weston and Clouston).
April 17, 2015:
May's Deli [Ed. Note: ``So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes.''] .
181 University Ave. (at Adelaide, on the ground floor: walk N from St. Andrew Station).
HERE END THREE WEEKS IN MAY (IN APRIL)!
April 24, 2015:
Mazda Bakery Inc [Ed. Note: Zoom zoom zoom.].
1010 Danforth Ave. (at Donlands Station).
May 1, 2015:
993 Bloor St. West (just W of Dovercourt, a few blocks W of Ossington: walk W from Ossington Station).
May 8, 2015:
McCowan Fish & Chips.
623 McCowan Rd. (at Perivale Cres., a couple of blocks S of Lawrence: take 16 bus from Warden Station to McCowan and Hollyhedge [which is the stop after Danforth and Hollyhedge] - if you get to Lawrence, you've gone too far; get off and walk S).
HERE BEGINS THE SUMMER OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES... OH, WAIT... FORGOT THAT NEW RULE. NEVER MIND!
May 15, 2015:
McDonald's Restaurant [Ed. Note: ``They call it a Royale with cheese.''].
970 Gerrard St. East (1 block E of Pape, in the Gerrard Square mall: take 506 streetcar E from College Station or Queen's Park Station; or take 72 bus S from Pape Station to Gerrard and Carlaw, then walk a few blocks E).
May 22, 2015:
McGradies Tap and Grill .
2167 Victoria Park Ave. (just N of Ellesmere: take 24 bus N from Victoria Park Station; or take 95 bus E from York Mills Station to Ellesmere and Victoria Park).
May 29, 2015:
1058 Gerrard St. East (at Jones, several blocks E of Pape: take 83 bus S from Donlands Station to Gerrard; or take 506 streetcar E from College or Queen's Park Station [this streetcar eventually travels E on Gerrard]).
June 5, 2015:
Mcsorley's Bar & Grill.
1544 Bayview Ave. (just N of Millwood, 1 block N of Davisville: take 11 bus from Davisville Station to Bayview and Millwood) .
June 12, 2015:
Me and Mine [Webmaster's Note: I me mine, I me mine, I me mine.].
1144 College St. (just W of Dufferin: take 29 bus S from Dufferin Station to College, then walk W; or take 506 streetcar W from Queen's Park Station or College Station).
June 19, 2015:
Meallenium Cafe .
931 Yonge St. (a couple of blocks S of Rosedale Station).
June 26, 2015:
Meet Restaurant [Ed. Note: Perhaps I will have my fill... of Meet!].
2567 St. Clair Ave. West (at Batavia, 3 blocks E of Jane: take 35 bus N from Runnymede Station to St. Clair, then walk E; note that the 512 St. Clair streetcar does not go this far west).
July 3, 2015:
NEW YELLOW PAGES!!! Go to the first eligible restaurant listed after ``Meet'' in the One Toronto Core Centre edition of the Toronto Yellow Pages. After all, you deserve a break today!